Stuff is like what takes up space when there is no nothing allowed.
     - Mon Feb 04 00:01:26 EST 2002

what do u have when u play country westens back woulds your dog bacl your wife back your car back your money back ha ha ha hows that kieth pe/pe
     - Sat Feb 09 09:49:04 EST 2002

Welcome to a brand new week. Maybe we'll finally get some syrup this Wednesday.
     - Mon Feb 11 09:11:47 EST 2002

Well, Wednesday is as good as gone and no syrup yet. Isn't there anyone out there who has a bit to spare?
     - Wed Feb 13 22:18:59 EST 2002

Wednesday is over and no syrup was had. Isn't there anyone out there who has a bit to spare?
     - Thu Feb 14 09:16:07 EST 2002

Still no syrup but Indian food more than made up for that.
     - Thu Feb 21 00:03:00 EST 2002

Mmm... Indian food with syrup on it...
     - Thu Feb 21 23:41:27 EST 2002

Lying isn't bad unless someone believes you.
     - Tue Feb 26 09:23:55 EST 2002

What is mind? It doesn't matter. What is matter? Never mind.
     - Tue Mar 05 20:32:29 EST 2002

My mind doesn't matter? My matter doesn't mind?
     - Mon Apr 15 09:01:17 EDT 2002

In other news, the most searched for terms on this site this month are "email" and "free email"... Very odd.
     - Thu Apr 25 12:54:47 EDT 2002

Hrm... this month "nate howells" is in the lead for most searched for term.
     - Tue May 14 10:00:13 EDT 2002

I think I ate my keys
     - Wed May 15 21:03:11 EDT 2002

I'm special AND very very bored, thank you very much.
     - Wed May 15 21:07:41 EDT 2002

I'm special AND very very bored, thank you very much. - Thank you for reading. I'm sorry this site did not help cure your bordom. Would pictures of pretty girls help? -kap
     - Thu May 16 10:41:21 EDT 2002

I've got 2 legs from my hip to the ground, and... When I move 'em they walk around, and... When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and.. When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs!
     - Fri May 24 15:11:16 EDT 2002

First place for most searched for terms: utility. Tied for second: boobies, apriori, futon and projects.
     - Sat Jun 01 16:44:28 EDT 2002

Why can't I have a car that doesn't get vandalized in some way? :(
     - Sun Jun 02 16:42:26 EDT 2002

mc
     - Wed Jun 12 16:22:08 EDT 2002

I've always wanted to be a mountie...
     - Wed Jun 19 08:48:45 EDT 2002

Time wounds all heels.
     - Mon Jun 24 21:19:19 EDT 2002

whats the chances that ill ever make it on to keiths web site???
     - Sat Jul 13 14:32:00 EDT 2002

"whats the chances that ill ever make it on to keiths web site??? " Well, I'm glad you asked. First it takes hard work. "Keith, put me on your web site! Keith, put me on your web site! Keith,
     - Sun Jul 14 11:50:54 EDT 2002

"whats the chances that ill ever make it on to keiths web site??? " Well, I'm glad you asked. First it takes hard work. "Keith, put me on your web site!" Than take a break and a deep breath, and repe
     - Sun Jul 14 11:52:39 EDT 2002

if there is a god... will he please tell keith to put me on the web site???
     - Sun Jul 14 21:17:17 EDT 2002

Wow.....this is terribly interesting...and i have nothing interesting to say....except...HI! from Savannah in Warwick Mass.... Ok Ok i'l go away now.......tootles!!!!!!
     - Sun Jul 14 22:24:22 EDT 2002

do you think if i resort to violence, keith will put me on this site?
     - Tue Jul 16 21:03:28 EDT 2002

has anyone seen that captivating new gal keith added to his friend link? no? humm.. why would that be...?
     - Wed Jul 17 21:31:29 EDT 2002

ok, so i finally made it onto the site.. now, go look at me!!!!!! (friends -> tina)
     - Fri Jul 19 20:18:28 EDT 2002

keith, i just have to ask.. who is that goddess that ou recently added to the "friends" list? and will she flash for us?
     - Sat Jul 20 06:35:30 EDT 2002

Golly, I'm noticing an obsessive trend among Kapowee fans...
     - Sun Jul 21 10:55:05 EDT 2002

The Kapowee fans have united to form a fan club known as "KRAB". It stands for "Keith Really Amazes the Beeatches". Membership is free and more details will be provided soon!
     - Tue Jul 23 00:28:34 EDT 2002

Ok, people. What's the problem? KRAB membership is not where it should be. Since everybody love Keith, the number of members in the club should equal everybody. See Figure A: Number of Krabs = Every
     - Fri Jul 26 19:26:45 EDT 2002

Ok people. KRAB, Keith's fan club, should have more members because everyone loves Keith. Remember: the power to stalk Keith is in numbers.
     - Fri Jul 26 19:28:50 EDT 2002

I want in. - Jeff
     - Fri Jul 26 20:38:28 EDT 2002

Ok, Jeff is in on the club. Now with just a few more members we can begin fun and exciting activities. I'll keep you posted.
     - Mon Jul 29 14:10:05 EDT 2002

The first order of fan club business... get information on the event Keith refers to as "The Plan". We must find out as many details as possible. This will be Jeff's job. Godspeed, Jeff!
     - Mon Aug 05 00:30:53 EDT 2002

Isn't Keith the snuggliest guy in the world? Jeff says he is.
     - Thu Aug 08 10:54:39 EDT 2002

Ok, Keith's bum has been sighted in many locations, for instance, in his car and on a park bench. All sightings are taken seriously, as Keith's bum is nothing to joke about. Keith fan club members, keep your eyes peeled for more sightings.
     - Fri Aug 09 03:03:20 EDT 2002

Keith is the man with the Plan...
     - Wed Aug 14 22:36:02 EDT 2002

Ok, time for a Fan Club vote: Aren't Keith and Tina the cutest, hottest lil' couple?
     - Wed Aug 14 22:52:10 EDT 2002

Ok, time for a Fan Club vote: Aren't Keith and Tina the cutest, hottest lil' couple? Also, Mama gave Tina a placemat... is it love???
     - Wed Aug 14 23:02:23 EDT 2002

Keith, please put more pics of that gorgeous girlie on your site. We simply can't get enough!
     - Tue Aug 20 10:31:30 EDT 2002

Tina and Keith have reached 2 months! Congratulations are in order!
     - Sun Aug 25 19:43:39 EDT 2002

snuzzle.
     - Tue Aug 27 22:47:35 EDT 2002

yes? yes.
     - Thu Aug 29 22:16:25 EDT 2002

it had to be you...
     - Sun Sep 01 14:24:19 EDT 2002

tag, youre it! *wink wink*
     - Mon Sep 02 11:05:38 EDT 2002

I think Mama loves me!!!
     - Sun Sep 08 22:56:53 EDT 2002

Alex, Get Well NOW!!!!!!!!!
     - Sun Sep 15 19:56:07 EDT 2002

Alex is in rehab now and doing much better. Hopefully we'll have him home soon. :) -kap
     - Mon Sep 30 10:59:46 EDT 2002

Alex is now home and doing well. Not everyone can bounce back from Legionnaires' disease and a heart attack in two weeks at the age of 86.
     - Wed Oct 02 22:18:15 EDT 2002

Ok, so have you ever seen anything cuter than a Kapowee? What?|? A llama is cuter? Oh, well maybe hes the second cutest thing...
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Tap Tap... Is this thing on?
     - Sun Dec 22 23:52:25 EST 2002

The new year is almost upon us. I am glad to say that I have managed to keep my 2002 resolution to "stay straight". I believe in making resolutions I can keep to. May you all have the best luck in keeping your 2003 resolutions. -kap
     - Sun Dec 29 00:45:43 EST 2002