| Fortune / Pun |
Source |
Date |
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Life is a verb.
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Szechuan Chef, North Chelmsfords |
2005-05-16 |
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Sorrow is the shadow of which the light is joy.
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Szechuan Chef, North Chelmsfords |
2005-05-16 |
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You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
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Some Stoneham Chinese take-out place |
2004-09-02 |
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You have a keen sense of humor and bring out the best in others.
|
Some Stoneham Chinese take-out place |
2004-08-30 |
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Financial hardship in your life is coming to an end. Enjoy!
|
Some Stoneham Chinese take-out place |
2004-08-22 |
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Good work, good life, good love, good-bye oppression.
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Some Stoneham Chinese take-out place |
2004-07-17 |
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Your virtues are your priceless treasures
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Some Stoneham chinese take-out place |
2004-06-21 |
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You have an ability to sense and know a higher truth.
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Some Stoneham Chinese take-out place |
2004-06-11 |
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The face of nature reflects all of life's ups and downs.
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Some Stoneham Chinese take-out place |
2004-05-22 |
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The important thing is to express yourself.
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Some Stoneham Chinese take-out place |
2004-04-12 |
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April the 1515 should be called tax-giving day.
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Salada Tea |
2003-03-25 |
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Hospitality - making your guests feel at home, when you wish
they were.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-02-14 |
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Checks and Balances: famous juggling act.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-02-12 |
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Children are grand but grandchildren are grander.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-02-11 |
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Thrift is a wonderful virtue - especially in an ancestor.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-02-10 |
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Hot cross puns: comics arguing over dinner.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-02-07 |
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Gardening angels protect the tree nursery.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-02-06 |
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Economics teachers go to class on business cycles.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-02-05 |
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A good scare is worth more than good advice.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-02-04 |
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"I only have eyes for ewe" : male sheep's lament.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-02-03 |
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Meating place: the barbecue.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-01-31 |
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Comic: THE GRIN REAPER.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-01-30 |
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Romances among the wealthy tend to have more in preferred than
in common.
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Salada Tea |
2003-01-29 |
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Restaurants are where money grows on trays.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-01-28 |
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A tree never hits a car except in self-defense.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-01-27 |
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Termites live happily ever rafter.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-01-24 |
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Some people fall for everything and stand for nothing.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-01-23 |
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A prude whispers sweet nothing-doings in your ear.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-01-22 |
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Wealth is a curse... if your neighbors have it.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-01-21 |
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The Wright brothers weren't wrong about flight.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-01-20 |
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Mind, like parachutes, work only when they are open.
|
Salada Tea |
2003-01-17 |
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It's a good time to finish up old tasks.
|
Mandarin fortune cookie (Revere, MA) |
2002-11-29 |
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"The public will forgive everything but genius." - Oscar Wilde.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-09-12 |
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Retirement: Antidote for work.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-09-12 |
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The Arctic is the land of frozen assets.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-09-10 |
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Know-how is especially valuable to someone who doesn't know-who.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-09-09 |
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Card players spend a good deal of time together.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-09-03 |
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With Integrity and consistency, you credits are piling up.
|
P.F. Changs fortune cookie |
2002-08-21 |
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You will continue to take chances, and be glad you did.
|
P.F. Changs fortune cookie (Tina's) |
2002-08-21 |
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A liar is not believed even though he tell the truth.
|
Mr. Chang's fortune cookie |
2002-08-21 |
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You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
|
Mr. Chang's fortune cookie (Tina's) |
2002-08-21 |
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You form passionate relationships without compromising your
independence.
|
Cheng Du fortune cookie (Tina's) |
2002-08-20 |
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If you don't know where you're going, all roads lead there.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-08-06 |
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Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everyone enjoys.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-07-29 |
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Fools rush in where fools have been before.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-07- |
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Good actors use their flare to illuminate lines.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-07- |
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Eiffel created a structure to tower over all others.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-07- |
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Stationary stores assign clerks a fixed location.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-07- |
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A refreshing change is in your future.
|
Cheng Du fortune cookie |
2002-07-02 |
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Time wounds all heels
|
Salada Tea |
2002-06-24 |
If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
----- Whoever wrote this was not from New England. -----
|
Cheng Du fortune cookie |
2002-06-20 |
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Polite masseurs never rub customers the wrong way.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-06-13 |
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Up-scale criminals wear handcuff links.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-06-12 |
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Medieval cavalry charge: Fly-by Knights.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-06-11 |
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Bell buoys serve ocean travelers.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-06-10 |
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Clothiers give good customers on-the-cuff treatment.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-06-05 |
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Talkative tailors yarn on till the end of twine.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-06-04 |
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An ego-maniac is someone who's hard of listening.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-06-03 |
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Your one syllable words are easier to eat.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-31 |
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Clowning glory: funny hat.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-30 |
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Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on
it.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-29 |
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Too many of us conduct our lives on the cafeteria plan, self
service only.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-28 |
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Inflation - whatever goes up will go up some more.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-27 |
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When bird watchers bump heads: OWL!
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-24 |
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Swinging nightclubs offer evening golf.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-23 |
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Band-leader: A man who can face the music.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-22 |
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Prejudice saves time; it enables us to form opinions without facts.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-21 |
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The debate turned into a tirade show.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-20 |
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A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-17 |
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Taps dance: lively military march.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-16 |
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Pawn shops are loan-ly places.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-15 |
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Racqueteers: tennis court hustlers.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-14 |
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Surtax: levy on Knights.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-13 |
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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. -Lincoln
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-13 |
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The best eraser in the world is a good night's sleep.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-10 |
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Stealing a kiss may be petty larceny, but sometimes it's also grand.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-10 |
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Be sure you never pass up a good opportunity to remain quiet.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-09 |
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Columbus had to float a loan for his voyage.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-07 |
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Aerobic reading - move your lips and read out loud.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-06 |
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A legend is a lie that has attained the dignity of age.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-03 |
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A faux pas gives you an err ache.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-02 |
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Political discussions are held in WHINE shops.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-05-01 |
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Poets keep writing, for better or verse.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-30 |
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To make a sponge cake, borrow the butter, borrow the eggs,
borrow the...
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-29 |
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Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.
|
Cheng Du fortune cookie |
2002-04-28 |
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Good to begin well, better to end well.
|
Cheng Du fortune cookie |
2002-04-28 |
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Gourmet's dream: shipwrecked on a desserted island.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-24 |
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A picture of a jail should be painted on every safe.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-23 |
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It's scary driving through the petrified forest.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-22 |
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Kleptomaniacs help themselves because they can't help themselves.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-19 |
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Losing quarterbacks are in the throws of depression.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-15 |
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Mistakes - life would be dull without them.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-11 |
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Companies can throw a curve with the bottom line.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-09 |
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Thinking: speech in disguise.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-08 |
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Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-06 |
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Broadway Marquees: royalty visiting the theater.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-06 |
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Where there's a will there's a delay.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-05 |
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A depressed hypochondriac is someone who has no trouble to speak of.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-04 |
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A friend in need is a friend to feed.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-02 |
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Body language is the universal tongue.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-02 |
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The tooth fairy avoids bridges.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-04-01 |
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Hair dye gets to the root of problems.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-03-29 |
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Euclid had the right angles on math problems.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-03-29 |
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We'd still be in Paradise if Eve tempted Adam with a brussel
sprout.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-03-26 |
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Like hockey players, bookworms are called for icing.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-03-25 |
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Among the lucky, you're the chosen one.
|
WPI Campus Center cookie |
2002-03-21 |
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Arguments always occur during pique time.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-03-19 |
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Anybody who rests on laurels keeps them in the wrong place.
|
Salada Tea |
2002-03-18 |
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Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
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Some Chinese take out place in Worcester. |
2002-02-01 |
