"I'm so damn cool I don't know how I does it."

"I want to grow a mullet."

"You can't contain this."

This picture really does say it all. No camera tricks. No digital editing. He's just that cool.

      Brand New! Pictures of Chrissy's work place. Further proof of just how cool he is, not that you need proof to see he's that cool.

      In fact, cool wouldn't even mean cool if Chrissy wasn't so incredibly cool. Don't believe me? Just ask Debbie.