Dave Koelle

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      Dave was trying to think of an entertaining yet heartfelt congratulations to a new parent coworker. These are my contributions.

Pweh, glad it was you.

Cute, can I date her in 18 years?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please change your baby
It smells like poo

How cruel
New innocent life brought into this
Of all worlds

Yo, you done dat bitch good.

Enjoy the bundle in your arms
Later, the patter of little feet
Be understanding in tough times
Be the parent you want to be

                      -2001-07-25

I don't think he used any of them though... go figure.

Little Dave
 

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