my little block of cheese
so perfect at your knees 
how fragrant is your smell
that makes me want to eat
such fine delicious treats

o' shreaded creamy flows
so cute around your toes
you melt with loving grace
i love to have you over
and stuff you in my face

on a crispy cracker
show your bum to wack her
you really give a kick
chew you up so fine
with peppers in your stick